Cow Quotes and Sayings

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Do you agree that cows are amongst the most intelligent and cutest animals ever? For me, it’s a “yes”. To honor the joy and love that this animal has brought to me, I have collected lots of cow quotes & sayings, from funny to inspirational ones. 

Hope that you – cow lovers, will enjoy it as much as I do.

Funny Cow Quotes and Sayings

  • Something in the way she moos, attracts me like no udder lover.
  • Live life like someone left the gate open.
  • Cows make me happy, you not so much.
  • When I’m driving and see cows, I will make an announcement to the rest of the car, that there are cows.
  • I workout, just kidding, I chase cows.
  • Home is where my cows are.
  • I will love you till the cows come home.
  • I do not believe there was a life more attractive than life on a cattle ranch.
  • Never trust a person who doesn’t like Cows.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy Cows. And that’s pretty much the same thing.
  • Facts are like cows. If you look them in the face long enough, they generally run away.

Inspirational Quotes about Cows 

Famous Quotes About Cows

  • Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures; none show more passionate tenderness to their young when deprived of them; and, in short, I am not ashamed to profess a deep love for these quiet creatures. Thomas de Quincey
  • There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. Russell Crowe
  • To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect. Bill Bryson
  • Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. Mason Cooley
  • The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil’s own satanic herd! Rowan Atkinson
  • I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home. Groucho Marx
  • My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me. David Lynch
  • Cows are my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows – and china. Charles Dickens
  • As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. Joan Dye Gussow
  • If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Steven Wright
  • All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. Grant Wood
  • “Cows run away from the storm while the buffalo charges toward it – and gets through it quicker. Whenever I’m confronted with a tough challenge, I do not prolong the torment, I become the buffalo.” — Wilma Mankiller
  • The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field — Shunryu Suzuki

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